Tagline – it’s a struggle to make, it can build or destroy a website, a person or a business. Scary huh, well, maybe not, but having a tagline that leaves an imprint to the minds of people is dramatic and awesome.
Wikipedia gives tagline a definition
Wiki also informs us about the different types of taglines
- Descriptive: An uncommon or confusing product or a brand with an unusual name benefits from a tagline that adds clarity.
- Benefit Based: Taglines can focus attention on a key benefit.
- Point of Difference: Telling people how a brand is better can help a brand stand out in a highly competitive market place.
- Witty Catchphrase: Phrases that catch fire and spread virally can boost brand effectiveness.
- Personality: A tagline can convey brand personality.
- Visionary: A tagline that evokes the mission or vision of the company can help a company with a lot of products in many countries present a unified message.
- Provocative or Motivating: Taglines can make people think twice and motivate action.
Below you will find a collection of provocative, witty, motivating and funny taglines:
Every time I lose weight, it finds me again!
Needcoffee.com: We are the Internet equivalent of a triple espresso with whipped cream. Mmmm…whipped cream.
Driving Lesson One: Shiny side up; rubber side down.
Egotist: a person of low taste. more interested in himself than me.
Everything coming your way? You’re in the wrong lane!
Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you want!
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity
Maxim Philippines: The best thing that ever happened to men … after women!
File Not Found. Loading something that looks similar.
File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
Fish and guests smell in three days.
Joshuaink: Same old shit, different day
He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own hands.
Ample Sanity: Life is short. Make fun of it.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which you can die.
Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy!
I am free of prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
I am schizophrenic, and so am I.
I got lost in thought. It was an unfamiliar territory.
I have great faith in agnosticism.
I’m lost in a Batch of BATs.
I’m neither for, nor against apathy
I’m not a complete idiot – several parts are missing.
I’m not nearly as think as you confused I am!
Keyboard not attached. Press F10 to continue
Keyboard not found, think “F10″ to continue.
Life is a dildo;long,hard,and plastic,but occasionally fun.
Dooce: Not even remotely funny.
Life is a sexually transmitted and terminal disease.
Life would be easier if I had the source code.
Love thy neighbor – but don’t get caught!
LSD: Virtual reality without the expensive hardware!
Make a difference in the world today: Subtract
Many are cold but few are frozen.
Modem not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)oto bed?
My computer’s sick and I think my modem is a carrier
My floppy got excited. Now it’s a hard disk.
My Hard Disk went on a diet and lost it’s FAT
Xerox never comes up with anything original.
Reality.Sys Corrupted – Unable To Recover Universe
REALITY.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot universe? (Y/N/Q)
Reasoning, Circular: See Circular Reasoning
Unable to locate Coffee — Operator Halted!
Tabloid: A newspaper with a permanent crime wave.
Oh No They Didnt’t!: The celebrities are disposable, the content is priceless.
The best thing that ever happened to men … after women!
Life is short. Make fun of it.
From a bag shopping site: What do you put yours in?”
Because everyone is entitled to my opinion.
WebWorkerDaily: Rebooting the workforce.
YouTube: Broadcast Yourself.
Newshounds: We watch FOX so you don’t have to.
Perez Hilton: Celebrity Juice. Not from concentrate.
Lifehacker: Don’t live to geek, geek to live!
We all want something real. I think it’s a given; the question is, with whom?
University of Notre Dame: No Where But Notre Dame
These are pretty interesting and funny one liners. What I can say is that Taglines surely are one line freedom of speech!
Have you got a favorite tagline? Let’s hear it!