Disclaimer

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Heretofore and unto now, this hosted website had to rely intensely and exclusively on the blanket disclaimer that is usually sufficient to protect the author from liability when dealing with inherently offensive contents, comments, websites with a mind of their own, androids and apps that criticize on their own, writers and readers who are overwhelmingly paranoid about being dragged into court. With the above firmly borne in mind, hereforth is the disclaimer:

Above all, this is my personal blog. The views expressed on these pages are mine alone and not those of my employer, business, institutions or organizations that I may or may not be related with unless stated explicitly, those who link to this website, my mother, father, brother, sister, son, future kids, future husband, uncle, aunt, grandparents, cousins, any other blood relative, this website’s web host.

The accuracy, honesty, completeness, factuality, aesthetic aspect, medical findings, exactitude, veracity, relevance, politeness of comments, page rank and income you will get from linking to this site are not guaranteed. Which also means that my opinions, mood and thoughts change from time to time -not that I’m saying I’m bi-polar but it is because I come to learn more and expand my understanding about the who, when, where, what, why and how of what I am blogging about at a particular point of time and most likely change over a period of time. I reserve the right to amend my standpoint, views, thoughts, knowledge, over time and space and to change them without specifying any reason and feeling bad about it.

Comments on this website are the sole responsibility of their writers and the writer will take full responsibility, liability, and blame for any libel or litigation that results from something written in, uploaded, attached or as a direct result of something written in a comment. Please note that I may not be able to reply to any comment or email. I reserve the right to remain silent.

Although it may claim otherwise, this website does not offer psychiatric, medical, veterinary, obstetrics, gynecological, dermatological, astronomical, astrological, archaeological, paleontological, ontological, philosophical, criminological, axiological, audiological, bacteriological, mineralogical, terminological, ecclesiastical, campanological, phrenological, phonological, technological,  campanological, legal…

This website may inadvertently link to content or image that is offensive, obscene, insulting, useless, hate-filled, pornographic, poisonous, rotten, empty, frivolous, gross, foul, bad, disgusting, hostile, infectious, repulsive, tasteless, foul smelly… This website is in no way condones, endorses or takes responsibility for such content.

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