Crazy images, hilarious quotes, sarcastic remarks… you name it!
“I’m going to pee on everything you love”
“There comes a point in your life when you realize:
Who never did,
Who won’t anymore,
‘n Who always will.
So, don’t worry about people from your past, There’s a reason why they didn’t make it to your future.”
“Saying something, then realizing it sounded extremely sexual”
“That’s okay…This means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. *note: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man”
“When a woman says ‘WHAT?’, It’s NOT because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a CHANCE to CHANGE what you said.”